deathbymorning:

eggsnogging:

in my senior drama class i had to play gordon ramsay for a film project but we could only film in school so we had to try to find a closed off room to use. the thing is the room wasn’t exactly soundproof and apparently someone heard us and that’s the story of how the vice principal and four freshmen walked in on me wearing a chef’s hat and yelling at my friend because her squid was so raw i could still hear it telling spongebob to fuck off

did you get an A

Tue, 30th Sep — 473,952 notes

homebeccer:

"oh my god stop criticizing young girls who like 50 Shades of Gray or Twilight you can’t tell them what they can and can’t read"

no we can’t but we have to protect young girls from mistaking abusive behavior for genuine affection at all costs

Tue, 30th Sep — 80,845 notes

memewhore:

asian:

asian:

I just moved to Canada recently and Canadians have their milk in a bag.

It’s actually so much better than cartons because it makes less waste and doesn’t take up a lot of space in your fridge!image

I FUCKING HATE MILK IN A BAG

WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT OF THIS IDEA

image

You’re supposed to put it in a pitcher, dummy.

Tue, 30th Sep — 19,742 notes
Sun, 28th Sep — 1,590 notes
4gifs:

Invisible door. [video]

4gifs:

Invisible door. [video]

Sun, 28th Sep — 26,141 notes

hatredly:

if people looked like their personality, we would have a lot of ugly people in this world.

Sat, 27th Sep — 97,967 notes

googlestaffofficial:

if multiple girls named paige hang out together is it called a chapter?

Sat, 27th Sep — 264,089 notes
Fri, 26th Sep — 186,025 notes
sharmelis:

Raven steps out with her love. 

sharmelis:

Raven steps out with her love. 

Fri, 26th Sep — 11,252 notes

nintendoggy:

i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class

Fri, 26th Sep — 606,542 notes
Fri, 26th Sep — 457,887 notes

absentions:

girls who can run in heels should be feared

Fri, 26th Sep — 677,453 notes

holdthebones:

whatwouldyoudoifthedoctor:

deathpup:

what happens if u put a werewolf on the moon is a great question probably the best question ever asked

he’ll explode and die because there’s no oxygen on the moon

We never said we’d send him up without a suit you absolute monster

Fri, 26th Sep — 197,904 notes

think-thank-thunk:

Hey kids, as we approach Halloween I just wanted you guys to be careful and say DON’T FUCK WITH SPIRITS. Don’t mess with Ouija Boards, don’t talk to no dead people, don’t fuck with demons, don’t summon shit, don’t dick around in abandoned buildings. If you are considering a thing, just think, “would a white person in a horror movie do this thing?” If the answer is yes, then don’t do the thing.

Fri, 26th Sep — 331,878 notes
tastefullyoffensive:

[invisiblebread]
Fri, 26th Sep — 71,890 notes